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Field reports from the BattleZone experiment ·Week two, 3 of 5 ·Day 13, 15 days remain
WEEK TWO, SEASON 2026-09

Katnip breaks the wheel at Bandit Camp for eleven thousand scrap

Tuesday evening at Bandit Camp, a wheel session that started ordinary enough turned into the biggest single win the wipe has produced. At 17:28, Katnip's bet came back as an 11,000 scrap payout, on top of a 3,000 scrap payout four minutes earlier and another 2,000 a minute after that. The wheel does not stay generous for long. By three in the morning Katnip was still at the table, up 3,960 on one spin and down 1,000 on the next, and by Wednesday night the same table had taken back two more bets in a row, 345 scrap and 172 scrap, right before closing time.

The rest of the island kept its usual rhythm. Card readers clicked 803 times this week and crews cracked 599 puzzle rooms, one of them, opened Monday night, sitting solved for over thirteen hours before anyone bothered to collect the loot inside. The planters turned over 884 harvest sessions of corn, hemp, wheat, and four colours of berry, and 415 residents logged a combined 6,316 hours getting through it all, putting down 12.9 thousand NPCs and stripping 71.7 thousand barrels along the way.

The sky gave the island two properly clear days, Wednesday and Monday, bookending a rougher stretch: a squally Friday and Saturday with fog banks thickening to 0.55, well past the island's usual haze, a showery Sunday that turned over more often than any other day this week, and passing showers on either end of Tuesday. Thirteen days into the wipe, fifteen remain.

The wire
WED 22:00Snake Hates Crocs swipes into a level two door at M7 as the week opens.live
THU 17:15DaRK parachutes 1,398 units off a 46.1 metre deploy, the only jump of the week.record
SAT 00:02Four cars go through the shredder inside two minutes.live
SUN 17:22Belgium Boy stakes 600 scrap on the wheel at Bandit Camp and walks away 466 lighter.live
MON 20:04The Name Is Dan lays 1,000 scrap on a single spin at Bandit Camp.live
TUE 17:28Katnip's wheel payout hits 11,000 scrap, the biggest single win of the wipe.record
TUE 21:40Four residents descend into the deep together and surface just over an hour later.live
WED 21:46Katnip's night at the wheel ends the way most do: two straight losses right before close.live
Monuments and alarms

A puzzle room sits cracked for thirteen hours before anyone claims the loot

The alarm log ran hot all week: 803 keycard swipes, 599 puzzle rooms solved, 331 crates started cold. Traffic clustered hard around a handful of grids, Power Plant's W6 and Large Harbor's E2 came up again and again in the sample, along with a steady stream through Military Tunnel and the Oil Rigs. Jeff was the busiest hand on the readers, 45 swipes across the week by the honours count. Most puzzle rooms fell inside a couple of hours of opening, but Monday night into Tuesday produced the week's outlier: a room that took over thirteen hours to crack, and then sat looted for another thirteen before anyone came to collect it, a very patient prize.

keycard swipes803
puzzles cracked599
crates started331
The casino ledger

Eleven thousand scrap changes hands and most of it changes back

Bandit Camp's wheel carried the week. Katnip's Tuesday evening run produced the biggest single payout the wipe has seen, 11,000 scrap on one spin, part of a session that also handed back 3,000 and 3,960 scrap at other points and took 1,000 straight back at another. Belgium Boy staked 600 scrap on a single bet Sunday and lost most of it, and The Name Is Dan matched that energy Monday night with a flat 1,000 scrap wager. Release the kraken! sat down more often than anyone else, 18 bets across the week by the honours count, mostly for far smaller stakes. Elsewhere the slot machines took their usual toll in tens of scrap at a time, with little coming back.

bets placed65
payouts landed12
results logged206
The deep sea desk

Stormnado's crate run gets quieter, and nobody else even tries

Stormnado spent Sunday afternoon working one stretch of seabed, ten crates surfaced between 17:56 and 18:36, less than half of the eighteen-crate run that made the seabed's name last week but still the only sustained dive the island logged all week. The rest of the traffic below the surface stayed social rather than industrious: Mikroft and WifeofMikroft made three separate round trips together across the week, a foursome including mento and crispycrips went down together Tuesday night and surfaced a little over an hour later, and one diver went down, straight back up, and back down again within a minute early Wednesday morning, apparently having forgotten something.

crates surfaced10
deep traversals33
The farm report

Eight hundred eighty four sessions at the planters, one very long life

Corn, hemp, wheat, pumpkin, and four colours of berry moved through the plots in 884 harvest sessions this week, with Snake Hates Crocs putting in more time at the planters than anyone else, 80 harvests by the honours count. Among the life summaries checked in, GrandpaDrudge's stood out: 49.5 hours alive in a single stretch, most of it spent between base and the wild with six scientists and six animals down along the way. Not every life ran that long. One check-in on Saturday clocked in at just under eight hours alive with 176 scientists killed in that stretch, a pace that makes GrandpaDrudge's patience look almost restful by comparison.

harvest sessions884
lives logged538
Industry and transit

One parachute jump all week, and a short one at that

DaRK's Thursday afternoon jump was the island's only recorded parachute drop of the week, 1,398 units of glide off a 46.1 metre deploy and just 6.4 seconds of air, over almost before it started. On the ground, 86 scrap sales passed through NPC vendors, with DutchRuddur moving more scrap than anyone else, 4,500 by the honours count. Five cars went through the shredder, four of them inside two minutes early Saturday morning, and cargo kept moving regardless, 51 egress runs and 9 completed missions logged across the week.

scrap sales86
cars shredded5
cargo runs51
The records board

Military Tunnel becomes the week's favourite first loot

Elite first-loots kept coming all week, 552 of them, with Military Tunnel's W13 turning into the busiest single grid, claimed and reclaimed by a rotating cast including M!TZ!, Blackbeard, and EasyStr33t. Mento led the pack overall with 43 elite loots by the honours count. Medics logged 36 healings against 36 assists, almost always in matched pairs at the same moment, the island's quieter form of teamwork. On the wipe's bigger ledger, Jeff continues to lead the NPC count at 878 kills, with Ty6xxx second at 732 and mento third at 585, while EasyStr33t still holds this wipe's playtime record at 143.3 hours, a long way from the 242.2 hours that closed out the season before it.

elite first loots552
notes played30
wounded healed36
The honours list

The week's specialists

Katnip's 11,000 scrap payout is the number everyone will be talking about, but GrandpaDrudge's 49.5 hour life and mento's 43 elite loots were quieter kinds of stamina, the sort that don't show up in a single dramatic screenshot. Jeff's 45 keycard swipes and Snake Hates Crocs's 80 harvests round out a week where the island rewarded patience more often than luck, Katnip excepted.

most crates surfacedstormnado, 10 crates
most keycards swipedJeff, 45 swipes
busiest farmerSnake Hates Crocs, 80 harvests
longest lifeGrandpaDrudge, 49.5 hours
biggest single payoutKatnip, 11,000 scrap
most bets placedRelease the kraken!, 18 bets
most elite first-lootsmento, 43 loots
most scrap soldDutchRuddur, 4,500 scrap
Resident of the week

Katnip

Katnip's Tuesday started at Military Tunnel a little after two in the morning, an elite crate claimed at W13 before the night had properly begun. From there it was a quick tour of the coast: a double swipe through X-2's upper levels at Oil Rig four minutes apart, a level three card through Large Oil Rig's AF13 twenty minutes after that, and a crate started at F1 as the sun came up, the kind of loop a resident runs without needing to think about it anymore.

The real story came that evening at Bandit Camp. Starting at 17:23, four wheel spins in ten minutes turned into a 3,000 scrap payout, then a 2,000, then the 11,000 scrap jackpot that made the week's honours list, with a couple of losing bets folded in between so it never looked too easy. Katnip kept at the table past three the next morning, up 3,960 on one spin, down 1,000 flat on the next, and was still there Wednesday night when the wheel took back 345 and then 172 scrap in the space of a minute, right before the week closed out.

hours on the island this week29.6
biggest single payout11,000 scrap
systems touched this week8
Watch next week
W1

Jeff's NPC lead grew this week, 878 to Ty6xxx's 732. Watch whether the gap keeps widening or whether Ty6xxx finds the hours to close it before the finale.

W2

The wheel handed Katnip 11,000 scrap and then spent the rest of the week taking smaller bites back. Watch whether Bandit Camp stays this generous or whether the tables have found their footing again.

W3

Stormnado's ten crate dive fell well short of the eighteen that set the season's mark. Watch for whoever finally comes for that record, stormnado included.